I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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