We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Randomize
