Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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