I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Randomize
