the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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