Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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