that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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