I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
