hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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