Three words: puerto rican gang bang
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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