i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I need mimosas to revive my soul
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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