I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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