u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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