She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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