Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The uberlube is also flammable
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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