that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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