Having a random hookup so left but love u
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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