It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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