I cockslap morals
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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