i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
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