do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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