so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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