Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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