No, you can still breathe under the balls.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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