who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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