Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
she peed on how many people?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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