Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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