Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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