Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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