the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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