just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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