The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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