I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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