do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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