I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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