but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Terrible idea I love it
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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