We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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