Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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