I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
The adults are the big ones right?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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