I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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