Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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