and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Church boner. Awkwardddd
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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