So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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