we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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