but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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