Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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