So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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