yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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