do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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