sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Houston, we have a squirter
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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